Post rating 877 Author avatar dailypurrr 23 June 2021

When a man opens the door and catches you practicing levitation

Post rating 2688 Author avatar DeluxeKot 22 June 2021

Hold my beer.

Once at a birthday party for a fellow student, the birthday girl came up to me and told me in confidence that when she's drunk, she has no control over herself and can give. I had nothing better to do than come over to my friends and say, "Hey, guess what I found out!" She ended up having sex that night, but I didn't.