Post rating 2796 Author avatar Kshishtov 21 June 2021

Control Question

I yelled at the stupidity of my past self when I was restoring an old post and saw the control question, "how old am I?"

The answer, by brute force, came up as "13."

I wasn't very bright the other day.

+69 Author avatar Phaeote 21 June 2021

I was greeted the other day in my old mail with the control question, "Are you Michael?"

I freaked out and, at my own risk, tried to answer "no." It worked.

I was afraid of hackers-Michael, I guess.

+80 Author avatar pugachev88 21 June 2021

I have a question for my old post, "your favorite food?" Never could pick up an answer, though I liked plov at the time, I think.

Hide Show +104 Author avatar kvazitroll 21 June 2021

Try "plof."

Hide Show +68 Author avatar Censne 21 June 2021

Fuck, it fits, thank you.

Hide Show +35 Author avatar Tekos 22 June 2021

What the fuck are you doing going through someone else's mail?!

Hide Show +1 Author avatar Dimoti 22 June 2021

Or "plow."

Hide Show +2 Author avatar rotmistre 22 June 2021

Pilau!

Hide Show 0 Author avatar borderland 22 June 2021

My grandmother used to say "plow.

Hide Show +41 Author avatar RakNaKapote 22 June 2021

I have a control question for the first post "pet name." I had one cat with one particular name at the time, and it doesn't fucking fit! I've tried all the options, nothing fits. It's beginning to feel like I made up the name of my cat when I was a kid :((

Hide Show +34 Author avatar SinyorePomidore 22 June 2021

I once drunkenly changed the password on the safe why I did it myself do not remember (the usual four-digit) and only 2 years later in the shit came home and even got to the safe and the fuck I HAD OPEN !!! Although there was nothing valuable was still.

Hide Show +32 Author avatar Wolfgangster 22 June 2021

I once drunkenly quarreled with his wife, well, in anger, set a password on the total computer. In the morning we made up, turn on the computer - oops, the password. And I do not remember it. Hint: "Red." I went through a bunch of stuff, tomatoes and strawberries and blood and banner... In the evening I drank the vodochar again, went out on the balcony for a smoke. And I remembered. "Sunset."

Hide Show +6 Author avatar asocialtype 22 June 2021

... white

Hide Show -1 Author avatar Boogi2908 22 June 2021

Thanks for the laugh 🤣

Hide Show +2 Author avatar iMeSh 22 June 2021

Drunk you are hiding something from sober you should think about it -_-

Hide Show +6 Author avatar TTomorrowman 22 June 2021

I seem to have been paranoid since I was a kid, since I didn't have a cat at all. What name I came up with for the imaginary cat - I don't remember, but I remember that the answer had to be entered in transliteration.

Hide Show +3 Author avatar Ninja.Theory 22 June 2021

Maybe netu_koshki?

Hide Show +3 Author avatar Th3Doctor 22 June 2021

Try it in transliteration-)

Hide Show +1 Author avatar p.ubertator 22 June 2021

LeSeNkOy

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Nero67 22 June 2021

More likely the cat's name was shjbsrkkncawykbxsst

Hide Show +3 Author avatar Ugu81 21 June 2021

"dish."

Hide Show +1 Author avatar Hrenesy 22 June 2021

Ice Cream

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Denitro 22 June 2021

Fried potatoes was my answer to that question))

+53 Author avatar maaleru 21 June 2021
Hide Show +6 Author avatar Alexss1 21 June 2021

I've had it twice before, colleague.

Hide Show +18 Author avatar Darkaind 21 June 2021

It pisses me off, you can't enter the password, fuck it, you can't think of anything, though you could think of something, and then, "oh, and you entered something that was already used" BITCH!

+266 Author avatar northanger 21 June 2021

I had the misfortune of keeping a diary when I was 13 years old on

*deleted by the moderator*

which is still in their archives. All of its content is just content for the League of Dumbasses.

Hide Show +65 Author avatar Marta.Meles 21 June 2021

I used to run Dairic around the same time, only I was in my 20s and 21s.

But I don't find my entries dumb. In fact, somehow, on the contrary, I wish I had become more fucked up over time. I wish I could relive that diversity of feelings over the smallest bullshit.

Hide Show +15 Author avatar KA3AHb 22 June 2021

Fall in love

Hide Show +20 Author avatar silvermoustache 22 June 2021

Get over it

Hide Show +6 Author avatar KA3AHb 22 June 2021

Pray

Hide Show +2 Author avatar Marta.Meles 22 June 2021

It doesn't work

Hide Show +1 Author avatar KA3AHb 22 June 2021

No offense meant.

Hide Show -2 Author avatar KA3AHb 22 June 2021

I don't know, go to a nudist beach or NSFW.

Or come to our place.

Hide Show +3 Author avatar Ordonati 22 June 2021

Yeah, like you don't have a fuckin' thing to do.

Hide Show +3 Author avatar Boogi2908 22 June 2021

Take out a loan and don't pay, get pregnant by a stranger, start drinking. You'll experience so much!

Hide Show +3 Author avatar Marta.Meles 22 June 2021

> over the smallest bullshit.

Well, if credit and pregnancy are bullshit to you... I can only envy you.

Hide Show +2 Author avatar Boogi2908 22 June 2021

The smallest bullshit doesn't get her through. What do you have to do? That's right. Make a big fucking deal out of it.

Hide Show +1 Author avatar RedneckRampage 22 June 2021

Get a goat, my daughter.


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Hide Show 0 Author avatar iMeSh 22 June 2021

Drive, emotion, extreme.

Hide Show +1 Author avatar nox3312 22 June 2021

Okay, give us the link and we'll establish whether or not it feels right to you.

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Marta.Meles 22 June 2021

No thanks, it's exactly about subjective perception here)

Hide Show +19 Author avatar Strongbow 22 June 2021

I used to hang out on a fanfic site as a teenager, especially the yaoi section (about gay relationships). I can imagine how many of their authors feel uncomfortable now, because not everyone knows about anatomy, and it was something like "his jade staff plunged into the abyss of darkness".)

Hide Show +9 Author avatar northanger 22 June 2021

I still read slash.)) Predominantly on Harry Potter. I prefer, of course, more or less quality amateur work.

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Qutatos 22 June 2021

Oh, recommend fanfics.

Hide Show +4 Author avatar Mr.ChattyBox 22 June 2021

I haven't read much on Harry Potter, but there are two interesting works from ficbook


"Death is not the end" by Drury.


It's more comical, but it's fun.


Conditionally a mash-up (page 1, don't panic) that Potter died at the hands of Volodya, but was able to return to the body of the petty self with all the knowledge





and another one


"We won't wake up again" - Riddle/Potter


big, heavy, but damn interesting. Although I didn't get to the end until the third attempt - the author's language is complicated, but it's worth it.


If very indirectly the beginning: little Riddle, who lived many years ago, shows up at Hogwarts. No one knows how it happened, but he is locked up in the dungeons for security purposes, where he meets Harry




The site is not always convenient + often closed for maintenance, so I save in Fb2 and then pop it in my reader

Hide Show 0 Author avatar northanger 22 June 2021

Outline your preferences.

Hide Show +22 Author avatar lisss56 21 June 2021

No link?)

Hide Show +78 Author avatar northanger 21 June 2021

Damn, after a global redesign of the site can not figure out how to forge a link to the diary from its bowels. But the profile is fried too:

*deleted by moderator*

.

Hide Show +72 Author avatar AndrewAndrewson 21 June 2021

"I'm unique" - that's hilarious)

Eh, probably every teenager thinks of themselves the same way)

Hide Show +43 Author avatar northanger 21 June 2021

I know people who still believe that.)

Hide Show +2 Author avatar Kornokodran 22 June 2021

And they're damn right they do. Everyone has a unique genetic year, and a unique life path that makes them who they are.

Hide Show 0 Author avatar tibidohtel 22 June 2021
Hide Show +16 Author avatar Wheretherewho 21 June 2021

That's so ladylike))) almost asked for my icq number )

Hide Show +6 Author avatar northanger 21 June 2021

I think I had time to change three numbers before the mass use of "asci" was a thing of the past. I don't remember any of them, eh))

Hide Show +24 Author avatar QuiseShampe 21 June 2021

That's not all.

Hide Show +20 Author avatar northanger 21 June 2021

Of course it's not everything...

Hide Show +5 Author avatar Rastorian 22 June 2021

That's bullshit. I came across some of my old correspondence once. When it was fashionable to use the language in Olban style. That was a real bummer))

Hide Show +7 Author avatar KEKCOEB 21 June 2021

I open the profile, I see the city, the year of birth... We may well be acquainted, given the interests in the year in which the diary was created :) I'll try to find some common acquaintances: Remember Vitya Tsvetnoy? :)

Hide Show +5 Author avatar northanger 21 June 2021

Um, no)) I remember Sid with dyed black hair, who worked at Trek (movie, game and music CD store). And I think his girlfriend was known as Nancy (classic). I remember Linda, who had the nickname "Poison Girl" on ICQ at the time. I also remember my classmates, of course, but I don't remember them at all, so I forgot how they positioned themselves in the parties.


And 3 months after I created my diary I moved to Moscow, if that matters.

Hide Show +6 Author avatar 9TvoiDrug 21 June 2021

Man, that's so nice ☺️

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Alrove 21 June 2021

Gothic ) nostalgia

Hide Show 0 Author avatar PuikusIrGarsus 21 June 2021

Internet communication: ICQ, how nice😊

Hide Show +3 Author avatar northanger 21 June 2021

There were also statuses with "hints" put there so the boy in the class would notice and draw conclusions)))

Hide Show -2 Author avatar Kungan 22 June 2021

Yeah... And it's not even about teenage specifics Why do we put out a bunch of information about ourselves that anyone can find us by?

Hide Show +2 Author avatar northanger 22 June 2021

I've never cared about my anonymity online, and it's protective in its own way. When there is so much surface content, it is not so easy to find something really meaningful and compromising in this abundance.

Hide Show +1 Author avatar M1tro 21 June 2021

I am the friend who asks for the link.

Hide Show 0 Author avatar northanger 21 June 2021

Can't quite satisfy the request, as it turns out, but still))

*Removed by moderator*.

Hide Show 0 Author avatar lisss56 21 June 2021

Don't believe him, it's Ali from the shuttle bus looking for you.)))

Hide Show 0 Author avatar northanger 21 June 2021

Spit it out!))

Hide Show 0 Author avatar IAmKir 22 June 2021

Oh yeah, same topic ) I also have it in the public domain. KMP.

Hide Show -1 Author avatar KatyaUniverse 22 June 2021

I recovered my password and here's what I found (it's one of the few, I was 18 at the time): Spring . The sun's rays were breaking through the fog and clouds, and the gloomy weather looming over the city, which did not portend anything magical, made people despondent, even though this time of year marked the birth, life and the emergence of the new.

The morning was cold, we wanted to wrap ourselves in a warm blanket, and walk under it without paying attention to the surrounding gray mass. And this mass was walking completely forgotten about its daily activities and worries. Loans, debts, family problems, and other nonsense. And everyone blamed everyone else: God, the government, relatives and friends, but not themselves. And everyone had only one place where no one would touch them, no one bothered them with an incomplete report, phone calls from the bank or unsalted meatballs. Everyone wanted to find himself on the shore of the sea or the ocean, it did not matter. But everyone wanted to get away from this routine, to run away and hide.

No one understands that they themselves create this megalopolis. They themselves wake up to tedious, life-destroying work in order to pay for the loan, which stands in an apartment for 20 thousand a month, in the middle of the hall, on a drawer, which generates negative emotions, a negative bio-field, etc., etc. Everyone has stopped thinking, analyzing, cobbling together reality and illusion, everyone lives in a cage that they have built for themselves.

But I don't build anything; I go with the flow. That doesn't mean that I'm a piece of driftwood that has let itself go. No. No, it doesn't. I can decide where I'm going, left or right, but I know for sure that I'm going forward and only forward. I'm not standing on the shore, I'm still alive, I can steer my course.

+10 Author avatar Vanozol 21 June 2021

And your email must have been like vova1977@mail.ru?

Hide Show +6 Author avatar Josik 22 June 2021

Mrbigdick69@mail.ru

Hide Show +4 Author avatar Reduplicator3000 22 June 2021

And send resumes from it. To school.

+78 Author avatar lisss56 21 June 2021

That reminds me, yeah. To the test question, "So what's up?" came the answer, "So everything's up.

Hide Show +37 Author avatar Amanet911 21 June 2021

And my question was, "What's up?" and the answer was, "What's up?"

Hide Show +6 Author avatar MadNat 22 June 2021

I had a nickname period of Youz, Youdyshpysh, etc. 🙄

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Wolfgangster 22 June 2021

Red Army man_yydyshch.jpg

Hide Show +1 Author avatar RomanovPetr795 21 June 2021

What's all on?

Hide Show +5 Author avatar NINeOneone 21 June 2021

The answer to the second control question he doesn't scorch. Last line of defense, everything.

Hide Show +4 Author avatar AOIYUI 21 June 2021

I once put the control question "How much?" in a post. I still can't figure it out. It's been seven years.

+15 Author avatar DeadMorozNG 21 June 2021

The dumbest thing is that you were 22 at the time.

+3 Author avatar scienck 21 June 2021

TC, you've updated your answer, I hope.

Hide Show +9 Author avatar Kshishtov 21 June 2021

I change it every year, no chance for hackers!

Hide Show +1 Author avatar scienck 21 June 2021

Nice!

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Wolfgangster 22 June 2021

Wrong password, try again.

+3 Author avatar lezisell 21 June 2021

I have a question, "First teacher's last name." With her last name, it's hard to forget the answer.

Hide Show +10 Author avatar JerryGreenest 21 June 2021

Is that, like, a first grade memory? You don't remember shit...

In my case I don't remember any teacher's last name, but I remember the name and patronymic of the rottenest teacher we had. I remember the nickname too.

Hide Show 0 Author avatar lezisell 21 June 2021

She was my teacher from first through third grades, while I lived in Kokchetav, so I remember her.

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Cepera22 21 June 2021

I had one too. Chekmaryova. Then she got married and became Zavarnitsina. I've never come across such a surname anywhere.

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Wolfgangster 22 June 2021

I have a sister by my first husband, Chekmareva.

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Miheev2 22 June 2021

I'm curious. Can you make up your own last name?

Like "Reduction."

+2 Author avatar Sidha12 22 June 2021

I had a genius question for my comp entry, "Who am I?" I went away to school, came back and got stuck... I tried everything I could think of... Two days of agonizing. In the end the answer was "me" 🙈

+1 Author avatar Iridaceae 21 June 2021

I remember I messed up my mail typing a little bit, I chose mail instead of "list".ru. So I decided to answer the test "favorite color" out of the blue, I wrote "pink". I guessed. And the next level I did not pass. Still do not know what's next after these questions, mine is never guessed)).

0 Author avatar Miheev2 22 June 2021

It is a pity not all can be deleted from the Internet about yourself.

Some stupidity will be stored forever. For other people's money, fortunately.

0 Author avatar fpd7 22 June 2021

I have a follow-up question in the mail: "A dream." What dream I had 20 years ago I don't remember))

0 Author avatar Protopups 21 June 2021

The author, seeing the control question:

*Moderator deleted*

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Kshishtov 21 June 2021

How did you manage to write me down!

0 Author avatar CrystalHorse 22 June 2021

Yelled? Why yell, or is it just another slang....

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Kshishtov 22 June 2021

*♪ deleted by the moderator ♪

0 Author avatar LilovayaPasta 21 June 2021

Man, I couldn't remember the answer to "my favorite band". Metallica didn't come up for some reason. I went through all my favorite bands - dick swam. I'm still wondering what it was that I coded there.

-1 Author avatar shuriktemryuk 21 June 2021

... on the second try.

0 Author avatar ForWhom 22 June 2021

"Screamed." Jesus

Hide Show 0 Author avatar Kshishtov 22 June 2021

I laughed out loud, so loud, that the walls trembled, and the people in the city thought that it was Jericho's trumpet.

-2 Author avatar AdeptusMec 22 June 2021

It was the same thing with my geography. Of course, I didn't give up right away, I tried to love the subject. But as a result the bitch-teacher was stronger.

-2 Author avatar Maxxxxxxxx 21 June 2021

In fact, on the contrary, a very secure issue, if the creation of the mail coincided with some other event and remember how old you were or can be counted. There is nobody who can hack it :)

Hide Show +4 Author avatar fntz 21 June 2021

I'll add. it's enough that one day you and your friends inebriated raised the philosophical question of how old everyone feels. and suddenly realized that you were stuck in adolescence.